As Hall and Oates put it so long ago...

And I'll do almost anything, that you want me to, ooh,
But I can't go for that, (No can do)

Tiessa has tagged me for the "Naughty Nine" meme... but while I'm willing to give out eight random facts about myself, I'm not willing to go there, or as Meat Loaf ("Mr. Loaf, may I call you Meat?") put it,

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...