Boobquake for Second Life?

Recently an Iranian cleric has asserted that women dressing immodestly increases earthquakes. Jen McCreight of Blag Hag proposes an experiment: Boobquake.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty.

Perhaps we in Second Life should join in the experiment—or would that introduce an extra variable that might skew the results? Perhaps it's the reaction of the viewer that moves those tectonic plates, in which case virtual immodesty should add to the effect, or perhaps not.